SWOS Law!

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16 years 10 months ago - 1 year 6 months ago #1320 by Playaveli
SWOS Law! was created by Playaveli
It's SWOS Law...

... that... all your best players will get injured just before a big cup match, but all your naff ones will be fine.

... that... a big money signing will never manage to see the season out without a major injury sometime.

... that... a questionnable injury will always last longer than 4 games.

... that... underdogs never win penalty shoot-outs.

... that... players on the transfer list are invariably crap.

... that... when you have more than 20 shots at goal, you will lose 1-0.

... that... the closer you get to goal, the more likely the keeper is to save your shot
... that... when you claim to your mate, you are the best SWOS player on the planet, and are in hot form - he/she will stuff you 4-0.

... that... when you score the best goal of your life, you will forget to save the highlight.
... that... you can beat Arsenal 3 - 0 in the cup, and then draw 0 - 0 with Mansfield in the next game.

... that... all trialists with decent, famous, or interesting names, will be crap.

... that... the computer never gets sent off.

... that... you can get away with horrendous tackles inside the box, which would be given as free-kicks anywhere else.

... that... some players have an uncanny nack of winning penalties.

... that... cheap wingers with speed as one of their top three attributes are amazingly fast yet cheap strikers with speed as one of their top three attributes are nearly always pig-slow.

... that... no matter how many goals you score in a game, there s always a fifteen minute spell, where you find it;s impossible to score.
.... that... believe it or not, you are probably more likely to get a penalty awarded for a tackle in the 69th minute, than at any other time.



(taken from purple-sensi)




HAHA, I had to laugh heavily while reading through this Laws ! Good ones..., truely true! 8)
Last edit: 1 year 6 months ago by Playaveli.

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16 years 10 months ago #1321 by swoozh
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hehe, i recognize the most stuff :D

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16 years 10 months ago #1360 by Playaveli
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that... ull have to play ur carreer game in 1 time after the moment u signed for Austrialia or Neww Sealand

that.. no matter how little chances u got in the game.. ull get one in the 89th

that.. updates are never 100% correct

that.. the values of high valued defenders are always going down



hey Mark! well done. I agree with you.

but if you buy high valued defenders their price tag only falls if you are playing with a standard tactic. If you develope your own tactic their value rises very high. :)

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16 years 10 months ago #1363 by Playaveli
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Maldini is a bit tricky! I haven t managed it to develope a tactic for him (to keep his prize from falling)! But I developed tactic for a central defense with Sammer (9M) and Hierro (7M)! And both players kept their prize and after a long time Sammer rose to 10M! Sometimes these very expensive defenders (like Sammer, Hierro, Gullit...) are even better placed in the defense midfield!

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16 years 10 months ago #1409 by Playaveli
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I have another one!


It s SWOS law that... after winning a match the team is celebrating (players throw their arms in the air 2 times) shortly before they leave the pitch! BUT: There is always ONE player (of the winning team) who is NOT celebrating!

Recognized this one?

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16 years 9 months ago #1428 by Oli O.
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I m not sure that there is a not-celebrating-player in every game but very often, right.

And in my view the not-celebrating-player is always the man standing next to the ball. So he might be a little bit angry cause he can t show his skills anymore...

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14 years 8 months ago #17340 by Playaveli
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It s SWOS law that... any time you start SWOS and straight open the tactic editor you will see Leicester City! (PC + Amiga)

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13 years 8 months ago #38227 by Playaveli
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It s SWOS law that... all re-releases by Codemasters are full of bugs.

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12 years 1 month ago - 12 years 1 month ago #73672 by Playaveli
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It s (online-)SWOS law that... lag only occurrs inside your own area when you are desperately defending.
It s SWOS law that... the most often started fixture is: Fortuna Dusseldorf vs. Freiburg (you know why?) :)

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12 years 1 month ago #73676 by lobo
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It s (online-) SWOS law that... every time you play important game your mobile will ring, someone will knock on the door, ask you about something or message you on IRC. It s either one or all of them.

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