Re: (Un)friendly Competition Proposal = Stress Relief :)

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14 years 4 months ago #75342 by Rock and Roll
From what I ve read on the forum the last few weeks, we need something to let off steam.
There are too many great players, and great guys getting banned, complaining, and just generally getting fed up with each other and SWOS in general.
Pity, seeing as this is maybe the greatest online (game) community I ve ever had the privilege to play a part in.
I ve been thinking about this for a while, and decided to post the following proposal to see what y all think.

To be honest, I suck at SWOS ;D. I ve had losing streaks of about 20 games, and only just got myself above 1000 SRN for the first time (only to be thrown straight back under :D).
When I was younger (so much younger than today...) my friends and I could really get ourselves worked up about conceding bad goals etc..
There were also major differences in our Sensi-skills (believe it or not, but I usually won :D).
We needed something to spice things up, we needed something to vent our anger and frustration, we needed to change the rules so everyone could win.
We came up with something which gave us many months of fun, which is what I d like to share with everybody here.

The game still stays the same, the only difference is in the way you score points.
A goal scored still counts as 1, but we give points for yellow and red cards, as well as caused injuries :D.
This way, you can kick the living daylights out of your opponent (stress relief), and a crap player (like myself) may cause an upset against a SWOS-star :D.

A yellow card counts for 2 points, a red for 5 (a 2nd yellow card means red, so you add 3 points to your total). A caused injury (flashing +) gives you 3 points.
Complaining about lag loses you 200 points ;).
Most points wins the game.

Anybody up for a stupid league or something with these rules, somebody have a better idea, or somebody think it s the stupidest idea ever? I m just thinking out loud here.
And incase anyone asks, no, this isn t a serious competition or anything.

OK guys, shoot. ;)

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14 years 4 months ago - 14 years 4 months ago #75343 by Playaveli
Hmm, something like an Butcher League sounds funny.
I would only give points to Injuries and cards, not goals (with one exception, see below)...

Proposal:
- Free team choice
- 4 consecutive matches (DIY league)
- Count points after each match in line-up screen of DIY

1 point for:
- Yellow cards (count them in game, they won t have effect for the next match)
- bandaged player

2 points for:
- Injury 1 game (Red cross with a 1 )

3 points for:
- Yellow-Red card suspension
- Injury 2-3 matches (Red cross with either 2 or 3)

5 points for:
- Straight red card
- Injury 4 matches (Red cross with 4 )

7 points for:
- Injury with questionmark (Red cross with ? )

10 points for:
- Black cross (Chevrolet driver)
- Goal scored with a keeper (you may play with subs keeper in attack, eg)
- Injurying the opponent s keeper (any type of injury counts) ;D

(so, letting play your subs keeper is sort of a gamble...)

Rules:
- 3 mins
- Pitch type: ICE
- Equal On
- Substitutions strictly FORBIDDEN!! ;D
- Bandaged players MUST play also in next match (good target to obtain more points... HAHA)
- 4 legged DIY league
- Free team choice
- Post summary of both players points

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14 years 4 months ago #75348 by Foka
100 points - injury goalkepper !! ;)

Its ideal cup for Leman and Chris

Here its few words about Leman :

MISTRZOSTWO ŚWIATA CHRIS !!

Brutal song (ja bym nazwał Leman Song)
(śpiewać na melodię hitu „Żono moja” ale na inne też wyjdzie Wink)

Kosa, kosa to jest życie
w Barcelonie czy Madrycie.
Koszę wszystko co się rusza
choć niejeden się obrusza.
Spać po nocach też nie mogę
gdy nie skoszę kogoś w nogę.
Koszę równo, równo z trawą
i obronę masz kulawą.

Refren:
Koszę w lewo, koszę w prawo
tak mi każe moje prawo.
Jak nie sprzedam komuś kosy
to wyrywam sobie włosy.

Gdy obrońcy już kulawi
pomocników się naprawi.
Pomoc cała już w krzyżykach
skupię się na napastnikach.
Napadziory leżą w trawie
chyba zaraz im poprawię.
Jedna rzecz mnie wciąż przeraża
nie da skosić się bramkarza…

Refren:
Koszę w lewo, koszę w prawo
tak mi każe moje prawo.
Jak nie sprzedam komuś kosy
to wyrywam sobie włosy.

I hope Xflea, Lobo, Ruichi or Dzem translate it :P

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14 years 4 months ago - 14 years 4 months ago #75351 by xflea
heh, nice idea! :)

generally agree to Playa s proposal, one thing only: penalties scored with keepers don t count...

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14 years 4 months ago #75435 by Rock and Roll
I like the proposals being put, and am still waiting for a non-Live Search translation of the Brutal Song :D
This is the best I can find so far:


CHRIS World Championship!!!

Brutal song (I i named it Song)
(singing on a tune hit Żono my but also on other exits Wink)

Kosa, kosa it is force
Barcelona whether Madrid.
Koszę everything what brand
Although many are obrusza.
Sleep you also can t
When no skoszę someone in the leg.
Koszę evenly, inline with grass
and defending you have kulawą.

Chorus:
Koszę left koszę right
Yes me tells my right.
Don t buy someone scythes
This wyrywam yourself hair.

When defenders already kulawi
helpers to repairs.
Help the whole already in krzyżykach
focus on napastnikach.
Napadziory lie in the grass
unless immediately im poprawię.
One benefit of me still frightening
cannot be goalkeeper skosić

Chorus:
Koszę left koszę right
Yes me tells my right.
Don t buy someone scythes
This wyrywam yourself hair.


Really easy to understand guys :). I suppose I ll have to learn a bit more Polish.
I don t know much more than pies (which might be dog in Polish, but it s urine in Dutch :D),



Anybody else have any ideas, and who wants to play? Should I just enter Chris and Leman without telling them? ;)

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14 years 4 months ago #75439 by daimaou
LOL

That s an insanely great idea. Depending on the competition format/deadlines I ll be in.

If Ryan joins this no one else will have a chance to win though ;D

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14 years 4 months ago #75440 by cinek

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14 years 4 months ago #75519 by Pallister
Pretty cool idea...something like this would be completely new.

Let s hope that Oli O. still stays away from online playing ;D

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14 years 4 months ago #75546 by Rock and Roll
Got to think of a proper name for this soon :).

I like the 4 game DIY-League Playa proposes with no substitutions etc., though I m not sure how games will look if nobody gains anything by scoring.
The 10 (or 100 :D) point bonus for injuring a playing goalkeeper could also turn out wrong towards the end when blood -difference (instead of goal difference) in the league might matter. I like the rest of the ideas above though.

I m thinking of a League in which everybody plays each other 4 times. A relaxed duration, all depending on how many players sign up for this (maybe letting people in after the event has started, it s only fun anyway). How does this sound?

Anybody any better ideas?

PS....who s going to translate the Brutal Song? :D

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14 years 4 months ago #75548 by daimaou

I like the 4 game DIY-League Playa proposes with no substitutions etc., though I m not sure how games will look if nobody gains anything by scoring.


I think 1 extra point for the match winner might help with that.

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