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Russia Journal – Bomb and Kib’s previous remarks to their match! Did they forecast well?

by Gatifun & bill_bill

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December 20th

Bomb’s Australia goes into the last 16 round, coming out of Group 3 without defeats

1) With a squad with litle more than some sprinters, Australia managed to display an admirable regularity, finishing with 5 pts in Group 3. What did you add to the recipe, to make omelets without eggs?

Omelets without eggs – well, I think it is possible but please ask my wife for more details. As mentioned in the last interview I just discovered some nice qualities in some players and let them play new positions where they – at least in my eyes – perform much better. Honestly said: I think some of the former Australian national coaches had tomatos on there eyes.

2) Recent Journal WC2018 research sugest you will now be facing a serious challenge facing a solid defensive and offensive team. Besides Australia shows offensive frailties, once it was the team coming to this round with the least scored goals. What’s the strategy for this match?

Our strategy is to lull our oppoenents with a style which seem to be helpless. As long as we get no goal against us, everything is fine! I should not say it now, but we do respect nothing than our beloved kangaroos! In sense of football we just don’t care … it is not our national sport. We have nothing to lose.

3) Just in case your strategy does not work, can I sugest freeing a tasmanian devil (trained in Croatian flesh) in the pitch?

Mhhhhhh… I think that would turn my players nervous. Can you offer a Kangaroo instead?

Kib_diZ’s Croatia to face Bomb’s “swiss watch” Australia

1) Manager, apart from Mr. Bomb’s experience, recent Journal WC2018 research sugests all factors pile in your favor to achieve a win: a) Croatia’s solid defensive and offensive sectors, place you among a restrict club of only 4 very competente Managers; b) Croatia’s team is much better than Australia’s, by a margin like in no other match in this WC2018 round; c) Australia shows offensive frailties and was the team coming to this round with the least scored goals. Everyone seems to think 5-0 in your favor looks like a reasonable result. Agree?

I don’t expect easy walk in this match, that’s for sure. Despite of the fact that Australia is an underdog in the upcoming game, they have a first-class manager and a lot of decent players who can bring problems for us. So we can’t underestimate the opposition and got to play with full concentration.

2) In a recent flash interview, manager bill_bill sugested highly medaled managers shouldn’t win WC2018 because they already get the fame, money, ladies & swag! Considering Mr. Bomb is clearly one of them, can we count on you to send him home?

I will do my best. But it’s not about fame and swag… Our team want to make a whole nation proud and happy. Naprijed, Hrvatska!

3) A report says members of your staff have been seen setting up some Nikola Tesla’s type of gear alongside the pitch yesterday night. Are you looking to electrocute Australian players, in case they start running too much during the match?

Well… This is a secret information. The paparazzi who was taking the photos of our invention is gone missing already. So if you don’t want to repeat his fate I’m highly recommend you not to mention this device ever again.

Russia Journal – Boruc2 & Enbino hot comments!!!

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December 19th

Boruc2’s Uruguay to face “Grandmaster” Iran’s bobbiebobras

1) So Manager, 8 goals on the Saudis in the Group stage. Easiest punching bag you ever hit?

And so 8 goals from the Saudi are a result of a good game of the whole team, it was not an easy match, although the result indicates otherwise the Saudi team had their chances to score goals in this match but good attitude showed our goalkeeper.

2) You will now be facing the best manager among the 16 teams competing, bobbiebobras. Are your world class strikers Suarez and Cavani shooting down the Iranians, anyway?

Of course I realize that I got the perfect manager who is Bobbie, but you have to roll up your sleeves and play with a lot of determination not to be aware of this beautiful event and advance to the next round.

3) Recent Journal WC2018 research sugests both teams have highly productive attack and very solid defense, which may end up in both teams cancel each other out. What will be the decisive factor in this game?

Both teams have a chance to get everything promoted by the upcoming match, probably both teams cheap courtesy does not sell so it promises to be an interesting meeting.

Enbino’s England disapointing fans by losing to the less skilled Gatifun’s Japan

1) Manager, dispite clearly dominating Group 7 and having all kinds of offensive solutions, once again England ins’t able to reach the later stages of a main tournament. What went wrong with the match? Did Mr. gatifun’s tactics prevailed?

We are so believed in ourselves that we didnt build a team tactic for tha game. 🙂 Even i said go to the pitch and play as u like. But then we saw japanese were so stubborn and also playing well, so we were surpised.
In defence we are sure to head the ball but interestingly japanese did some curve ball and headed them in ! May be we think somebody from us would surely head the ball away , but it happened reverse.

2) Rumor has it that Wayne Rooney took several team members partying to the Metelitsa Casino, the night before the match vs Japan. Can you confirm? What punishment are you imposing on them?

We went there as a team . It was a fasnicating , enjoyable night. I left abit early at 2. a. m. and sure i strictly told my players to leave the casino at far 3. a. m. May be they didn’t i dont know . I was a bit drunk 😉

3) After this loss, the Queen suggested you should take part in the running down hill cheese-rolling competition… permanently. The winner gets to keep the cheese. Will you indulge the Queen by making this your next job?

Before this loss, I was about to make a contract with Manchester Utd. But later they called and said they are thinking someone else instead. ohh who cares , i would buy a house near the seaside and thinking about fishing in my retirement.
They said Queen phoned me but i didnt have chance to make a contact with her , because we were busy in the bar with rooney probably making serious revision of the match played. Rooney was making celebrations because he tought that we won the game.
Then he felt sorry for the loss and offered me a beer. We can join the cheese competition as a whole team. By the way, Rooney claims he can catch the cheese with his mouth easily!

Russia Journal – 18th – France’s LaTower scores only 1 pts in Group 3 & goes home

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December 7th

France’s LaTower scores only 1 pts in Group 3 & goes home

1) Manager, today’s newspaper referers you could one day be considerered a visionair, because of how your tactics were able to nullify your own team. Do you feel this remark makes you justice?

Afer the hardwork, i´m now in my meditation and relax escape from France to Tibet. I think that we had extremly bad luck. As a visionair, i must tell you one example of it: we had the bad luck to go out everynight before the matches… and then we have a “bad luck hang over” during games… tell me that wasn´t bad luck!

2) So far you haven’t resign your position, dispite your underachievings. Ence, do you think the French may be conspiring on a new revolution, bringing back the old but effective guillotine?

I rather the bonfire as Javier Krahe said!

3) I heard the French army has a position open as carrier pigeons manager. I’m not sure pigeons are also able to play football, but will you consider this position as your next professional experience?

We played once against a pingeons team, and we lose, so i think they dont want me as a manager. But no problem, im on charge of the nuclear program now, everybody safe.

Russia WC Journal – Dec 14th – Coca Cola cruises Egypt…

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Coca Cola cruises Egypt to 1st place in Group 1, overcoming favorite Uruguay

1) Egypt reached 9 pts, with limited resources in all team sectors. Is Mohamed Salah a “1 man show” or you strategized in hieroglyphs so your players would understand the tactic better?

It is a surpise for us to get 9 points. Don’t be mistaken that Muhammed Salah becomes nominee for the top goal scorer. Behind this success is a real team game .It is true that I write the tactics on hieroglyps but sure I cant share them with u

2) I have to disclose you something… WC2018 Journal has an insider in your staff. He just revealed you are working on a “home-cooked” secret tactic based on camels: they can kick in all 4 directions. Are you expecting to boost your goal scoring with it?

We benefited a lot from the shooting technics and milk giving technics of the camles. Without them we cannot get promoted in the group. Our trainings of bicycle kick, free kicks, corners and banana cross balls already started to give out the good results.

3) In case you win the WC2018, the Egyptian Football Federation proposed you as prize the greatest Egyptian honour there is: being mummified with all procedures and rituals & then sent to the Afterlife to dwell among the stars with the dead Pharaohs… and you accepted. Can’t you see that’s the Egyptian equivalent bullshit story to Santa Claus?

It is an honour for me to win the WC2018. We are positive about being mummied as a whole team and just want to bring the world cup to Egypt. With Santa Claus, his deers and our camels, we won’t leave any non-visited planet among the stars. Manager Coca Cola further added “we have the game plan for the final safe & hidden in one of the pyramids!”

December 13th – Boco23 (Morocco): “Kim Jong Un is nothing againts our leader.”

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2 defeats in 2 matches + 10 goals conceded = Morocco’s BOCo23 is out of the WC2018 knockout phase

1) For a yet young manager, did you feel swimming out of your dept or would you say you’ve actually drowned in this WC2018?

We have not drowned on this cup, one match has left and we will win this. Another WC2018 manager promised us two packs of donuts and sixpack of beer if we win or draw with last opponent. Sorry I can tell who that was, because he is my good friend bill_bill.

2) You’ve recently been named “Slovenian genius” by another WC2018 manager, pointing to the fact that no other Slovenian is coaching in SWOS football. Aren’t you just stubborn or is your daddy bribing King Mohammed VI?

King Mohammed VI is our family friend and he saw talented manager in me. This job is my hobby, in real life i’m IT software developer and crypto entuzaist. With my Bitcoins i have already earned, let’s say 500 milion dollars. King already offered me one of his daughters to marry her.

3) The Royal family of Morocco has publicicly showed displease with your performance. Do you think they will at least allow you to take on a job as vendor in Marrakesh, among snake charmers and acrobats?

Like I said, we are good friend with King’s family. Even we lose all matches, my players with get new apartments and new Ferrari’s LaFerrari. We have good leader, Kim Jong Un is nothing againts our leader.

Russia Journal Dec 12th – Peru traineer (Nestoroide) tough statement against FIFA and doing what he wants

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December 12th –

Peru traineer (Nestoroide) tough statement

“After the first win for Peru, FIFA send us a notification about Paulo Guerrero: he is banned, ¡CANNOT play for a year!

But Peru team has just 2 forwards, and FIFA are bullshit, so I decided to play with Paulo last 2 games in my group, he did pretty well: scores +7 goals in last 2 games (Peru got a draw vs Australia 2-2 and won 6-5 vs France).

We are playing pretty well, and we need Paulo, so If FIFA tells us again than he cannot play, we just send to them a middle finger and continue playing. 🙂 ”

December 11th – Betting shop favourite Dota & Hairfu hot comments!

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December 11th

Grateful Dota after being called the favourite player to win the World Cup

“This vote did not fought in Café King xD. I promise! – I feel really really honored. But with this title we didn’t won the worldcup already. We need to win a lot of games if we want to reach the final. So we stay focused!”

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Hairfu (Denmark) says bye bye after a good match

France (LaTower) 0 – 1 Denmark (HairFU)

“We have made a good result to say good bye from World Cup. I can live with that match we show today. But after all it was not a good groupstage by us. I will resign from the danish team. Hope some other coach can make it better here.”

Russia WC Journal — 9th Last edition – bill_bill & Hairfu’s great interviews

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December 9th – Last edition

Portugal 1 – 3 Iran – Portugal manager has a hard digestion

“My players received nuclear bombing threats on their families, were we to win. We were coerced into giving up on the match!

This unethical way of pressure is a recurrent and unaceptable theme from these “kingdom of tirany” type of countries! And, sinse FIFA is in bed with them, there isn’t much we can do…”

December 9th – Last edition

Denmark (Hairfu) sailing in a hard group with Peru (Nestoroiede), Australia (Bomb) & France (Latower)

1) Mr. HairFU, viewed by some as a betting nominee to win it all, you couldn’t fulfill those expectations. Great work selling yourself btw… Are you sure you’re talent ins’t in sales?

Maybe I should go to politics. Never have thought about my real potential. But to be honest to give the role of a favorite is always a game to make pressure to your opponent.

So I told my player that they are not as good as the public try to tell us and they don’t have to worry to fill out a role they don’t fit to. We never was any favorite for the world cup.

2) Remembering the gloomy match vs Peru, later nicknamed “half-dozen party”, I’ll risk saying most WC2018 managers can’t name 3 of their players. As for you manager, did u learn their names as they appeared on the scoreboard?

There is nothing to remember. We don’t respect any team that deals with drugs. So this team should have banned before. After a few days past my conclusion about this nameless team was that this was only possible in favor of doping.

3) But to the point.. will you be seeking a contract extention, counting on the fact that Danes are one of the happiest people on earth?

So far I did not feel any happiness when I think about my team. Probably it is time hand over my team to one of the danish star coaches that refused to coach this team in the past.

Russia WC Journal – Betting shop closed, Iran nuclear power, Morocco speaks

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December 9th

Betting shop finished

3 votes for Dota POLAND

2 votes for Kib_diz CROATIA & Djowger COSTA RICA

1 vote for Lemonheadiv PANAMA, bobbiebobras IRAN, Sasy_maradona TUNISIA, alpino RUSSIA, Hairfu DENMARK, arcisas MEXICO, enbino ENGLAND, Crypbat ARGENTINA, Latower FRANCE

December 9th

BOCo23, Morocco manager, speaks up after match against Iran:

“I don’t know what to say… After match where we lost 1-5 I don’t know what to say…

Our King Hassan II will… Will take everything from Ferrari’s, jachts, planes to our wifes.

Oh ye, congratulations going to Iran, they are f* nuclear team. It doesn’t matter with Iranian nuclear program.”