Russia World Cup Journal – 4th December

by Gatifun & bill_bill


December 4th

WC ’18 STATEMENT / FAQ: THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA

(delivered by the manager and the Kings’s spokesman, Playaveli)


  • Death penalty? YES!
  • No penalties for us? Death penalty for the referee!
  • Pitch type? Oily!
  • Temperature? 50° C
  • Women allowed in stadium? Only in Mr. Playaveli’s dressing room!
  • Alcoholic beverages? Only in Mr. Playaveli’s dressing room!
  • Air condition in Egypt’s dressing room? Disabled!
  • Match fixing with Russia? Oil pipelined!
  • Uruguay? Is that sort of a new tea brand?
  • Winning bonus for Mr. Playaveli? 1 Billion US $


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