Month: November 2017

Russia 2018 SWOS FC JOURNAL

December 4th

WC ’18 STATEMENT / FAQ: THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA

(delivered by the manager and the Kings’s spokesman, Playaveli)


  • Death penalty? YES!
  • No penalties for us? Death penalty for the referee!
  • Pitch type? Oily!
  • Temperature? 50° C
  • Women allowed in stadium? Only in Mr. Playaveli’s dressing room!
  • Alcoholic beverages? Only in Mr. Playaveli’s dressing room!
  • Air condition in Egypt’s dressing room? Disabled!
  • Match fixing with Russia? Oil pipelined!
  • Uruguay? Is that sort of a new tea brand?
  • Winning bonus for Mr. Playaveli? 1 Billion US $


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    December 3rd

    XFLEA (SWEDEN) 3- ARCISAS (MEXICO) 3

    “It was quite a roller-coaster game between us, the cold-blooded Vikings and hot Latinos! It started early for us with Guidetti’s slide-in goal and it seemed we took over the control. Only to be astonished by two quick Mexico’s goals putting them ahead. Guidetti managed to score from outside the box to make it even, but was followed by Mexican striker doing the same trick. 3-2 lasted until 88 min. when Guidetti made his desperate run by left sideline concluded with a wild pass inside the box, much appreciated by Berg who waited on the opposite bar to make it 3-3. Final score it was! What a game! My compliments to Arcisas for putting up a great fight. We play on! HEJA SVERIGE!!!”
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    It was quite a game indeed. For the coach of the Mexico it has been likely the last chance to get his team promoted. Many teams hasn’t really started the tournament yet, but, for the descendants of the ancient Aztecs, this game was already their third, so responsibility was huge. The manager yet again didn’t make any changes neither in the starting line-up nor in the formation the team was playing. He had strong believe that these are the best players in his team. He also decided to let yet again play Chicharito from the start of the match (Chicharito did complain about his ankle, the injury that he suffered from their first game against South Korea). The game was also an interesting chance to confront two coaches of polish citizenship, Xflea and Arcisas. The course of the game has been described in details below, so there is not much to add here. One last thing, the Mexicanos would probably be out of the World Cup tournament and their coach would most likely end his brief adventure with the team from another side of the globe. Only a miracle can let them stay in the WC. But even if there is only the smallest chance, the whole Mexico is counting on it. Like princess Leia would say it: help us, Germans, you are our only hope.

     

    December 3rd

    Portugal’s manager speaks out


    On a recent news article, Portugal’s manager Mr. bill had controversial words on other World Cup 2018 colleagues:

    “…Its sad seeing top tier managers as Mr. Bobbie & Mr. Playavelli selling themselves to the oil money by coaching such nations, instead of looking for sound footballistic projects…”

                                                                   

    Furthermore, he added alegations of referees favoring Iran & Saudi Arabia during the world Cup qualifying phase:

    “…everyone saw the doubtfull penalties that were given to these 2 teams… they shouldn’t be here & this world cup is already tainted…”

                                                                                                                                             

    “…they lack quality players in their teams, but have deep pockets… it’s today’s football reality…”.

     

    December 3rd

    PERU (NESTOROIDE) – DENMARK (HAIRFU)

    “Peru came to the march very mentalized, Paulo Guerrero positive for cocaine wasn’t confirmated, so he can play… ¡and scored 5 goals!, let’s hope he does not celebrate it with Colombian substances…”
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    “You don’t have any chance if you not play 100% concentrated. What really can go wrong you have seen in this match.
    I think it was a miracle for them to get one of the best coaches in the history of peru in last minute, but the real miracle was our playing of today. What a shame for our team. I am really sorry for the danish people that hope for some good swos. Peru made everything right. I only can congratulate them for a perfect game.”

     

    December 2nd

    POLAND (DOTA) 3 – JAPAN (GATIFUN) 0

    Just played, Dota unstopable. After a good fight on first half, with chances for both, but Dota greatly scored a good diagonal shoot from the side, then second half came and nothing to do against Dota-Lewandosky. Contratulations to the currently favourite on betting shop!!!
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    I’m pretty happy to start with a win against Japan in this groupstage. I think it’s one of the hardest group. Everyone can beat everyone. In the next days we have to improve further and not lay back and say: ‘We got Lewa!’. We have to show the whole world, how good this polish team is.

     

     

    December 1st

    Opening match played: bill_bill PORTUGAL vs boco23 MOROCCO

    We got 2 early lucky goals wich made the task easier. Morocco reacted well with a quick goal, but Eder came in from the bench to seal the victory. Congratulations to Morocco on the game they made. Getting the 3 pts was important & we are now modestly confident on getting to the next phase.


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    In 11th minute we were losing 2-0. We know that this result meant a hard work to get back. Our primary goal was to give one or even two goals, all powers were directed to attack. Portugal is strong team and in one of many counter attacks scored third goal. In second half we got hope for comeback because of Nani’s red card. But we are not ready yet to play all 90 minutes in the same rhythm. Our time will come… Congratulations to Portugal team and coach!

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    December 1st

    Iranian fans ask the Russian journalist Maria Komandnaya, who will hold the ceremony of drawing the 2018 World Cup, to choose less revealing clothes.
    If she looks too frank and naked, Iranian IRIB television will interrupt the broadcast of the event, so the fans will not be able to recognize the rivals of their team in the group.
    According to strict Islamic laws that determine the norms of behavior in Iran, a woman can not strip many parts of the body.

    “Please choose as few sexy clothes as possible,” the Iranian fans ask Maria in social networks.

    The Iranian coach @Bobbiebobras also asked Maria to wear unprovoking clothes during the draw

     

    To be held in Moscow on Friday 1 December, the Final Draw for the 2018 FIFA World Cup Russia will start at 16:00 CET (18:00 local time); Gary Lineker will host the event with the support of co-host Maria Komandnaya and eight high-profile draw assistants

    Gary Lineker can’t hide his happynes about hosting today swos draw, and reveal FIFA is seriously thinking of developing a football recreation of the event next summer on Russia.
    I’m higly proud sensiblesoccer.de has chosen me to hold the draw this evening. Gary told all journalists. I know President D. Trump wanted to be selected , the same as other vips as Roman Pope or V. Putin. I’m so glad.
    About his predilections: Sure it will be a surprising team, or maybe not he declared

     

     

    Interview with the coach of the English team, Mr Enbino

    Is Queen Elizabeth II promising great and lovely evenings to the English team if it wins? Is the MI5 trying new anti-gravity boots? Read this (or not) in the interview with English coach Mr. Enbino !!!
    Are you worried about tomorrow’s team draw?
    We have got a strong team
    and we have no worries about the draws

    Are your team prepared to ring the bell in this tournament?
    My team is on good form. The only thing we need is good concentration
    at the time of games.

    Do you feel a lot of pressure from the fans of England?
    I can use different players, so some fans
    might be suprised . England is fine i hope we score nice head goals
    and bring fun and glory to the country

    Thanks you very much and GL Mr. Enbino!

     

    30 November

    To be held in Moscow on Friday 1 December, the Final Draw for the 2018 FIFA World Cup Russia will start at 16:00 CET (18:00 local time); Gary Lineker will host the event with the support of co-host Maria Komandnaya and eight high-profile draw assistants

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDkn83FwioA 

     

    TEAM ASSIGNATION

  • RUSSIA 2018 SWOS FUN CUP

     

    NEW  SENSIBLESOCCER.DE RECREATION EVENT

    by Kib_diz & Gatifun


    Register replying to FORUM POST that  you are in!

    Tournament Page:

    Version 16/17 — December 2017


    32 PARTICIPANTS

    SRN TEAM ASSIGNATION. Higher ranking = Weaker team
     

    • Register: Until November 30
    • Teams Assignation November 30
    • Making groups (real FIFA draw) December 1
    • Schedule:
    • – December 1st to 17th = First league round
    • – From 18th to 24th December = 1/8 and 1/4 finals
    • – From 25th to 31th December – semi-finals, bronze match and FINAL